Excuses Excuses by Gareth Owen

Late again Blenkinsopp?What’s the excuse this time?Not my fault sir.Who’s fault is it then?Grandma’s sir.Grandma’s? What did she do?She died sir.Died?She’s seriously dead alright sir.That makes four grandmothers this term BlenkinsoppAnd all on PE days.I know. It’s very upsetting sir.How many grandmothers have you got Blenkinsopp?Grandmothers sir? None sir.You said you had four.All dead sir.And …

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